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Naming Conventions
Next time you name your dog: Think about the horrible life this child would’ve gotten if the same naming logic was used: You’re welcome, future dogs.
How to Cheesify Your Sentences – Part 1
Knowledge is power, my dear reader. With the knowledge presented in this article, you too could earn the power of turning everything you say into an ambiguous, cheesy lyrics that will make girls think you desire them. Welcome my reader, to: (warning: using this guide might result in you becoming a creep and dying alone) [...]
Your Mom
This one is dedicated to SO many people. But especially to your mom. Thanks to Nathan “Relvox” Dortman (obviously) and to Ze’ev for their help, and thanks to Kim for the help with the background.
Angry Mob For Hire
We interrupt this blog for a word from our sponsor: Ideas are welcome. Good ideas may find themselves angrily shouted by this very mob.
Posh Victorian Pickup Lines
We’ve all been there – falling asleep at a game of cricket, when suddenly we spot a fair-skinned lady, holding her parasol and waiting for the game to end. Should I approach her, you think. There are many courtiers on her doorstep. And her father won’t approve you anyway. And even if I do approach, [...]
5 Reasons Why Dirigibles > Airplanes
Since the time I stopped repressing my memories I was very, very fond of this whole dirigible thing. Like obese, steel-reinforced robo-whales, they cruise the sky, moving monocle-wearing posh people from one tea party to the other. Or at least, that what should’ve been. One Zeppelin goes down in flames, and the next thing you [...]